In the days of yore, a gracious King ruled the land with no greater concern than the nutrition of his people. His rule afforded the people a nutritious, multi-vitamin laden cereal and they, in turn, overlooked his penchant for scarves.
The sweet monarchy of taste appeased the citizens and they cried, “Alas, the King is bold, the King is brash! We love his sweet flavored corn chunks slithering from our ass! Long live the King!”
But, a nefarious plan was a foot as the King’s once noble Jester, Riboflavin, held contempt for the King of Nutrition.